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Biden Does NOT need a BILL to close the border
He only needs a PEN. Thats all he needed to open it.
Thats all he needed to close it. Thats all Trump needed.
Maybe this is just Proof Trump is better than Biden.
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duke_john
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« Reply #24 on: 07 05, 17, 07:29:53:AM » Reply
Do you believe in Jesus, kook?  Do you acknowledge that He was God who walked the earth as a human being?
captain_kook
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« Reply #25 on: 07 05, 17, 07:41:07:AM » Reply
Jesus would tell you to stop hating God's creation:

other humans who are different from you.
WWV10MHZ
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« Reply #26 on: 07 05, 17, 03:29:46:PM » Reply
God gave us Free Will.  We can choose a righteous life or sin.

People can choose to be homos and be sinful as much as they please.  BUT, they WILL suffer the consequences of their sins.

Homos need to turn away from sin and repent.  Then, they may be blessed with the rewards of Heaven.

That's it in a nutshell.  Very easy if you try.
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« Reply #27 on: 07 05, 17, 06:11:04:PM » Reply
Do you believe in Jesus, kook?  Do you acknowledge that He was God who walked the earth as a human being?
wmdn_bs
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Bob
« Reply #28 on: 07 05, 17, 06:50:18:PM » Reply
I believe a man named Jesus walked the earth a couple of thousand years ago, performing some pretty amazing illusion, similar to David Blaine, or that Copprfield fellow. I think he was very talented. Do I believe he was a God? No I don't. Not any more than the two aforementioned gentlemen.
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« Reply #29 on: 07 05, 17, 06:54:36:PM » Reply
First Homo:  Notice anything strange about this place?

Second Homo:  Yeah, it looks like a bunch of Normal People. Get outta here, quick!!!!
wmdn_bs
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Bob
« Reply #30 on: 07 05, 17, 11:34:04:PM » Reply
So you stuck around, eh WWV10MHZ? I doubt you've ever been normal, and now it's too late for you.
WWV10MHZ
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« Reply #31 on: 07 05, 17, 11:36:25:PM » Reply
wimp-bs....  Your post makes no sense.
WWV10MHZ
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« Reply #32 on: 07 06, 17, 08:24:44:PM » Reply
Here's a dream the homos will never have!!!!
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« Reply #33 on: 07 07, 17, 11:38:29:AM » Reply
Normal Guys have that dream almost every night!!!
wmdn_bs
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« Reply #34 on: 07 07, 17, 12:39:32:PM » Reply
Two homos go into a bar... WWV10MHZ tries to pretend he didn't spend the night before sandwiched between them.
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« Reply #35 on: 07 07, 17, 05:49:54:PM » Reply
Are you trying to insult me by calling me a homo?

I thought you Lib-tards LOVED homos and celebrated their lifestyle.

Are you saying that being a homo is shameful and abnormal and perverted and deviant and sick?
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