Even though the talk of the night was the slap heard round the world...I just go online and look at the gowns...

Even though I think "going sheer" is highly inappropriate, Sandra Lee was gorgeous... https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/sandra-lee-rocks-totally-sheer-021912658.html

(https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/IIJbxBNK17N7gJ2Bh12_GA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTE0NDE7Y2Y9d2VicA--/https://s.yimg.com/uu/api/res/1.2/hhU4S5LcYDzJWeTDrjMy_g--~B/aD0xNTAwO3c9OTk5O2FwcGlkPXl0YWNoeW9u/https://media.zenfs.com/en/people_218/ffaa247f4721fdaecda2dec00d705916)



Maggie Gyllenhaal, and Billie Eilish, on the other hand...looked just plain weird...

https://www.vulture.com/2022/03/oscars-2022-red-carpet-looks.html

(https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/ff9/728/3e123bd495ec2ce0811cc01f53ecc28114-GettyImages-1388060358.rdeep-vertical.w460.jpg)

(https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/f49/b9b/c0e9dba19c765efd0fc668f3e24f144ee7-GettyImages-1239554831.rdeep-vertical.w460.jpg)

And what was this?  https://www.vogue.com/slideshow/2022-oscars-red-carpet-live-see-every-look
(https://assets.vogue.com/photos/6240d9905498665947112a26/master/w_320%2Cc_limit/1239552430)