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Biden Does NOT need a BILL to close the border
He only needs a PEN. Thats all he needed to open it.
Thats all he needed to close it. Thats all Trump needed.
Maybe this is just Proof Trump is better than Biden.

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takncarabizniz
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« Reply #12 on: 09 14, 14, 12:14:24:PM » Reply

Old chick workout...I loved the Golden Girls...they should have an old chick gym...LOL
emilyB
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« Reply #13 on: 09 14, 14, 12:17:06:PM » Reply

Hahahaha that's hilarious Pacifica.  I loved the Golden Girls!
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« Reply #14 on: 09 14, 14, 12:21:30:PM » Reply

My daughter sent me this one:
Dear Diary:
For my birthday this year, my daughter purchased a week of personal training at the local health club.  Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Christo, who identified himself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model
for athletic clothing and swim wear. Friends seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started!  The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress:
MONDAY:  Started my day at 6:00 a.m.  Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Christo waiting for me. He is something of a Greek god—with blond hair, dancing eyes, and a dazzling white smile.  Woo Hoo!!  Christo gave me a tour and showed me the machines. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which he conducted his aerobics class after my workout today.  Very inspiring!  Christo was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time he was around.  This is going to be a FANTASTIC week!!
TUESDAY:  I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door. Christo made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then he put weights on it!  My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile.  His rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT! It’s a whole new life for me.
WEDNESDAY:  The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it.  I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals.  Driving was OK as long as I didn’t try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot. Christo was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members.  His voice is a little too perky for that early in the morning and when he scolds, he gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying.  My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Christo put me on the stair monster.  Why would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators?  Christo told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life.  He said some other crap too.
THURSDAY:  Butt hole was waiting for me with his vampire-like teeth exposed as his thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl.  I couldn’t help being a half an hour late, it took me that long to tie my shoes.  He took me to work out with dumbbells.  When he was not looking, I ran and hid in the restroom.  He sent some skinny witch to find me.  Then, as punishment, he put me on the rowing machine—which I sank.
FRIDAY:  I hate that jackass Christo more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world.  Stupid, skinny, anemic, anorexic, little aerobics instructor.  If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat him with it.  Christo wanted me to work on my triceps. I don’t have any triceps!  And if you don’t want dents in the floor, don’t hand me the darn barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich.  The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher.  Why couldn’t it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?
SATURDAY:  Satan left a message on my answering machine in his grating,
shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today.  Just hearing his voice made me want to smash the machine with my planner; however, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel.
SUNDAY:  I’m having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over.  I will also pray that next year my daughter will choose a gift for me that is fun—like a root canal or a hysterectomy.  I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have sprinkled the floor with diamonds!!!
takncarabizniz
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« Reply #15 on: 09 14, 14, 01:28:52:PM » Reply

LOL
pacifica
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« Reply #16 on: 09 14, 14, 02:08:34:PM » Reply

lol Christo the greek god has turned into Christo the jackass. He put her on the 'stair monster'? too funny!
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« Reply #17 on: 09 14, 14, 02:41:52:PM » Reply

Too strange Em that training guy has a big poster of himself but doesn't show up or call/email with an explanation why he couldn't be there...unless as was said it was an emergency.

Yeah Tak if you wear tee shirts everyday it would be nice to change it up at the gym. But working around so many men would pose challenges. Could be the first 'initial shock' seeing a co-workers 'shoulders' for the first time like the days seeing your teacher at the beach or grocery store for the first time out of their school garb and in those days they were pretty dressed up.

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Oh in elementary school I remember seeing our principal for the first time out of his suit and in a tank and shorts sitting in the dunk tank at our school carnival at the end of year! 
emilyB
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Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength


« Reply #18 on: 09 14, 14, 07:05:17:PM » Reply

Well he doesn't respond to his personal email over weekends apparently, so I'm going to hate it if he was hit by a car or his dog died.  Not that I was rude to him or anything like that.  I just asked him why he didn't show up.
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