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Not only has Joe Buden allowed Rapists, Murderers, and current criminals
(along with 30 plus Million Illegals) unlawfully crossing our Border, but
he's also allowed at minimum 8 known TERRORISTS to come in to attack us.
Is THIS what Democrats call "Democracy" or "America?"

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emilyB
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Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength


« on: 11 19, 11, 05:37:31:PM » Reply

Just to add to the mix - some innovative texting codes for all of those over a certain age:
 
ATD - At the Doctor's

BFF - Best Friends Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM - Covered by Medicare

CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

FYI - Found Your Insulin

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL - Living on Lipitor

LWO - Lawrence Welk's On

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

WTP - Where's the Prunes

WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!
takncarabizniz
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~Well-behaved women seldom make history~


« Reply #1 on: 11 20, 11, 01:23:36:PM » Reply

Now those are funny !!!
 
thanks for the smile!
raspberry
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« Reply #2 on: 12 25, 11, 06:37:50:AM » Reply

I like this!  LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out   
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