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Biden Does NOT need a BILL to close the border
He only needs a PEN. Thats all he needed to open it.
Thats all he needed to close it. Thats all Trump needed.
Maybe this is just Proof Trump is better than Biden.

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« on: 05 20, 11, 02:28:34:PM » Reply

#### PRESS RELEASE ####

Rapture-Ready Products Inc. announces an emergency sale on Rapture-Ready Parachutes©
in effect for the next 24 hours, after which we will be closing shop for obvious reasons.....


Rapture-Ready Parachutes© provide reassurance for those weak-of-faith Doubting Christians who aren't really entirely convinced that The Rapture will indeed take place tomorrow at 6pm EST [check your local listings for your own moment of Truth -  it's not clear whether the Rapture will start at the same moment worldwide or cover the planet in a rolling wave of rising saved souls - bodies included of course - leaving the rest of the miserable human race behind].

As you rise into the sky to meet Our Lord, your parachute will be there as a back-up lest your lack of faith loosen the Lord's grip on you - we advise that you wear sturdy work-clothing and sensible shoes to make it easier for the Lord to get a hold of you- [and nothing "revealing", ladies - the Lord already knows what you look like under your clothes and if He wants you your looks won't matter anyway].


But if the worst happens and you do indeed fall back to this den of iniquity, your Rapture-Ready Parachute© will deploy and lower you gently back to Earth, where your fate is, of course, out of our hands and those of The Lord.


The Rapture-Ready Parachute© is lovingly crafted in India by newly-converted Christian orphans aged 12 and under - you help save their souls and pay the orphanage for the two nutritious meals served each day to these eager helpers of Christ.

Only $199 each plus shipping and handling, delivery only guaranteed until 2pm May 21, 2011

Do I really have to explain why not after that?


rapture-ready-parachutes   .com
EnergeticGuy
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« Reply #1 on: 05 21, 11, 06:20:45:PM » Reply

No refunds.
 
bye
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