Homo Liberalis

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natalukjoe:
Conservative               history:                                                                        Explain how conservatives are               the primary drivers of man’s               evolution. For instance, fire               can only possibly have been discovered               by a conservative unworried by               liberal health and safety regulations.               Moreover, by learning to cook               meat, Early man made it more digestible,               meaning he had more energy available               to develop not only his “brawnpower”               but his brainpower. If Homo Liberalis               had gotten his way, fire would               have been banned as a dangerous               substance, and we’d still               be living in the trees, chewing               natural, healthy, raw vegetables,               burping contentedly, and being               ruled by a loud, gossipy matriarchy               of Oprahs and Streisands.

Jw2:
and autobiography, I see.

lluke47:
I can never get a response to who the ancestors of the liberals are...who or what did you liberals evolve from...?

natalukjoe:
by boudicabpi – A No Compromise Media Contributor
A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin and asked;
‘How did the human race start?’
 
Sarah Palin answered, ‘God made Adam and Eve;
 
They had children; and so was all mankind made.’
 
Two days later the girl wrote to Michelle Obama
 
and asked the same question.
 
Michelle Obama answered,
 
‘Many years ago there were monkeys from
 
which the human race evolved.’
 
The confused girl went to her father and said,
 
‘Dad, how is it possible that Sarah Palin told me
 
the Human race was created by God,
 
And Michelle Obama said they evolved from monkeys.’
 
The father answered, ‘Well, Dear, it is very simple,
 
Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors
 
and Michelle Obama told you about hers.’

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