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"The Best Pubs Are Irish"

 "As good as this bar is" said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs
 back home. In Glasgow , there's a wee place called McTavish's. The
 landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks,
 he'll buy the fifth drink."

 "Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London , the Red
 Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first
 two."

 "Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Irishman, "back home in my favorite
 pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink,
 then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had
 enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you gets laid,
 all on the house!"

 The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims. The
 Irishman swore every word wa s true.  "Did this actually happen to
 you?"

 "Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did
 happen to me sister quite a few times ..