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wmdn_bs
“The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own."
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« on: 11 10, 10, 06:05:51:PM » Reply

Penguins:



I  never knew this.


 


Did you ever  wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice  in Antarctica - where do they  go?
                        


Wonder no  more ! ! !
                  


It  is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic  bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex  life.



The  penguin is very committed to its family and will mate  for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout  it's  life.
      


If  a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other  members of the family and social circle have been  known to dig holes in the ice, using their  vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and  buried.




The  male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh  grave and  sing:      
   
    
   
      
      
            "Freeze a jolly good  fellow"
 
            "Freeze a jolly good  fellow."
      



Then they kick him in the ice  hole.
   

               
You  really didn't believe that I know anything about  penguins, did you!
wmdn_bs
“The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own."
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Bob


« Reply #1 on: 11 10, 10, 06:07:39:PM » Reply

I know... I know... That one is a real groaner.
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