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« on: 10 20, 10, 02:32:51:PM » Reply

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car
which said:


Two Prostitutes - $50.00.


A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either
have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:


'JESUS SAVES.'


One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't stop them?!'

'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled, 'Their sign
pertains to religion.'

The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers
driving around with a large sign on their car. He figured he had an
easy arrest until he read their new sign:

Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter --$50 
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