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emilyB
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Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength
« on: 11 20, 20, 06:19:20:PM » Reply
Here's another angle/report:



Pink-Haired Gavin Newsom Attends Lavish Dinner Ahead Of California's 1st Annual Hunger Games
November 18th, 2020

SACRAMENTO, CA—This week, as citizens in every district languished inside their homes, barely scraping by on take-out food and frozen dinners, Supreme Chancellor of the Capital Gavin Newsom attended a lavish dinner with other wealthy aristocrats. He was seen by hidden cameras sporting his favorite $3,000 pink hairdo and wearing the garish clothing often favored by important officials in the Capital.

"What a splendid feast!" said the unmasked Newsom as he sat down in a large group of 427 similarly dressed rich people eating veal and drinking wine. "I do wonder what the lowly citizens are up to. Probably playing with sticks in the dirt! Haha ha ha!"

The entire table then laughed through their noses the way rich people do in movies.

After the meal, they all shared a dessert of candied sea turtle eggs wrapped in gold before enjoying the evening festivities where they pulled homeless people from the nearby tent city and forced them to sing and dance for them.


After receiving some criticism from angry citizens, Gavin Newsom apologized, saying "it was an honest mistake that could happen to anyone." He then sent brute squads to the angry citizens' homes to recruit them for the next Hunger Games.


 https://babylonbee.com/news/pink-haired-gavin-newsom-attends-lavish-dinner-ahead-of-californias-1st-annual-hunger-games
wvit1001
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« Reply #1 on: 11 20, 20, 06:25:56:PM » Reply
Overall, we rate the Babylon Bee a satire website based on proper identification, that generates satirical content based on Christian and conservative politics.
emilyB
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Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength
« Reply #2 on: 11 20, 20, 06:48:56:PM » Reply
 
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Overall, we rate the Babylon Bee a satire website based on proper identification, that generates satirical content based on Christian and conservative politics.


Who didn't know that!  Sometimes satire can be a pleasant relief, unless of course you live in a basement, are on the computer all day long and have no sense of humor.
Dan
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JW2 is a homosexual
« Reply #3 on: 11 20, 20, 07:30:41:PM » Reply
President Snow.
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« Reply #4 on: 11 21, 20, 05:12:23:AM » Reply
Just like the Onion, love it.
D2D
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« Reply #5 on: 11 21, 20, 06:13:15:PM » Reply
Wvit proves one again the left has absolutely no sense of humor!
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« Reply #6 on: 11 22, 20, 02:23:27:PM » Reply
How nuts do you have to be to fact-check a satire site?
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« Reply #7 on: 11 22, 20, 02:25:03:PM » Reply
Good satire always has elements of truth in them
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« Reply #8 on: 11 22, 20, 02:28:05:PM » Reply
That it does!
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« Reply #9 on: 11 23, 20, 01:17:40:PM » Reply
Strange how leftists cannot tolerate humor or satire!

Wonder why that is!
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« Reply #10 on: 11 23, 20, 03:38:16:PM » Reply
No answer as expected!
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« Reply #11 on: 11 23, 20, 08:20:32:PM » Reply
Does becoming a leftist mean you are lobotomized to remove your sense of humor?
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