Even, If. A little Humor

Even a mosquito doesn't get a slap on the back until he starts to work.

Even a short pencil is more reliable then the longest memory.

Even if I'm not asleep, that doesn't mean I'm awake.

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there! (Will Rogers)

Even in a pile of manure, a flower will grow.

Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to.

Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.

Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.

Even though a marriage is made in heaven, the maintenance work has to be done here on earth!

If you decide not to choose then you've already made the wrong choice!

If you depend on others to make you happy, you will be endlessly disappointed.

If you don't do it, you'll never know what would have happened if you had done it. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

If you don't have time to do it right, you must have time to do it over.

If you don't know where you are going, every road will get you nowhere. (Henry Kissinger)

If you don't know where you're going how do you expect to get there.

If you don't like something about yourself, change it. If you can't change it, accept it. (Ted Shackelford)

If you don't like the road you're walking, pave another one. (Dolly Parton)

If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.

If you don't love, you can't live; if you don't live, you can't love. (Jason Benson)

If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.