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« on: 09 18, 10, 03:25:06:PM » Reply

A Wish to Live Forever
by caspian » Sat Sep 18, 2010 2:17 pm

A wish to live forever....


I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish...

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their asses!"

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy. 
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Clever....
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