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Biden Does NOT need a BILL to close the border
He only needs a PEN. Thats all he needed to open it.
Thats all he needed to close it. Thats all Trump needed.
Maybe this is just Proof Trump is better than Biden.

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WWV10MHZ
LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
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LIBERALISM - Spawned by SATAN!


« on: 04 20, 19, 02:29:05:PM » Reply

GIVING A MUSLIM A COOKIE

If you give a Muslim a cookie, he'll complain that it isn't halal and demand that you provide one that is.

If you give a Muslim a Halal cookie, he'll demand that you give him a job so he can buy his own cookies.

If you give a Muslim a job, he'll demand you give him time out to pray.

If you give a Muslim time out to pray, he'll demand that you respect his prophet.

If you show respect for his prophet, a Muslim will demand that you stop singing your National Anthem.

If you stop singing your National Anthem, a Muslim will demand that you elect him to Congress.

If you elect a Muslim to Congress, he'll demand that we change our Constitution, so we are no longer allowed
to speak freely or have guns or worship the god of our choice (or not any god at all).

If we change the Constitution to what a Muslim demands, he will demand that Sharia Law be followed by everyone
in the land.

If Sharia is followed by everyone in the land, then Muslims will be permitted by law to execute anyone
who disagrees with them or does not dress like them or does not worship Allah.

Congress, you gave a Muslim a cookie. So did you, London, France, Greece.

Already the newly elected congressional woman from Michigan is criticizing Pence for his Christian
values and beliefs.

It's just starting.




LadyRavensWing
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« Reply #1 on: 04 20, 19, 02:55:22:PM » Reply

Give a republican/traitor/mouse a cookie,

And he's gonna want a glass of milk.

The whining and bullshitting from the republican/traitor whiners continues, folks....

dismissed...,

*Ldy R.*
dont-blameme
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« Reply #2 on: 04 20, 19, 08:43:41:PM » Reply

It's just starting.


It started when they were allowed to come to America, it started when they flew planes into our buildings, it started in California it started in Florida, it actually started hundreds of years ago and continues today, with the aid and abetting by some of the America people. And now they are being awarded by being elected to congress. Are some of America's people to stupid to understand when they are offering control of our country to people that hate us and wants death to America? Or do they even care?
LadyRavensWing
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« Reply #3 on: 04 20, 19, 09:29:01:PM » Reply

We are smart enough to realize that you. like waavy, are nothing more than a bigoted, babbling, idiot, don'tblammie...

But, if that is what turns your crank, by all means, continue...

The laughs at your expense are countless!

LOLOLOL!

dismissed...,

*Ldy R.* 
Mystic
Are you dumb all the time or just when I'm around?
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My guess is - all the time.


« Reply #4 on: 04 20, 19, 10:11:39:PM » Reply

One bullet between the eyes will stop this chain of events and will scare shitless the rest of them back to the desert of their choice.
LadyRavensWing
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« Reply #5 on: 04 21, 19, 09:15:07:AM » Reply

WHO are you talking about, Mystic??

*Ldy R.* 
WWV10MHZ
LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
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LIBERALISM - Spawned by SATAN!


« Reply #6 on: 04 21, 19, 10:46:16:PM » Reply

If those violent murdering MOO-Slimes love their 14th Century lifestyle so much, why come and spoil America? ? ? ? ? ?
WWV10MHZ
LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
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LIBERALISM - Spawned by SATAN!


« Reply #7 on: 04 22, 19, 11:44:06:AM » Reply

Too bad the World relies so much on the Mid-East oil.

Otherwise, the MOO-Slimes would be broke and a mere footnote in the Modern World.
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