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Biden Does NOT need a BILL to close the border
He only needs a PEN. Thats all he needed to open it.
Thats all he needed to close it. Thats all Trump needed.
Maybe this is just Proof Trump is better than Biden.

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Oscar_LaVista
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I need more cowbell! And walls!


« on: 02 17, 19, 05:05:43:PM » Reply

as all the megachurch, multi-millionaire preachers and televangelists who heal people over the tv and other spirit possessed, faith based trump voters have pointed out, God wanted Trump to be president- not despite him wanting a wall to keep poor people out or to pander to bigotry, but BECAUSE he, like Jesus much earlier, wanted to build a wall to keep people out.

Jesus got tired of people crashing his favorite leper colony just to horn in on the food, shelter and medical attention being provided there by our saviour.  So one day he asked of everyone there, "Can someone here help a Brother out?  If just one of you lays down a brick for my wall, I will not have to go to Dad and ask for funding or a miracle, whichever might cometh first.  Verily." 

Then one poor leper, who had been using a brick for his pillow, came up and tried to give his brick to Jesus...Jesus said do not give the brick to me, go lay it down over there on the edge of the leper colony.  and so did the poor leper.  And then Jesus told the crowd, "From this one brick, I shall build a great wall so that non-lepers can quit coming over here for free stuff and to take away all the best jobs."
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« Reply #1 on: 02 17, 19, 05:17:30:PM » Reply

LOL!! You are too clever for us naughty people.
sine-qua-non
ACCOLADES
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« Reply #2 on: 02 17, 19, 06:03:39:PM » Reply

Who cares what Jesus the gardener says anyway


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Oscar_LaVista
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I need more cowbell! And walls!


« Reply #3 on: 02 18, 19, 05:38:20:AM » Reply

you laugh, but that is how we know Jesus was really born in Puerto Rico, not in the Middle East.  what kind of name is Jesus for a Jew?
sine-qua-non
ACCOLADES
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« Reply #4 on: 02 18, 19, 09:42:00:PM » Reply

You have trouble with the which came first, the chicken or the egg type scenarios,

don’t ya semi literate one?

Your warped imagination now spills over from the political to the religious like in AGW


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Oscar_LaVista
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I need more cowbell! And walls!


« Reply #5 on: 02 18, 19, 10:03:19:PM » Reply

another lying bullshit meme from lying bullshit clown sinebecile-

'We redistribute de facto the world's wealth by climate policy.'
In the run-up to the COP23 (as in, the 23rd Conference of the Parties) climate talks taking place in Bonn, the Energy & Environment Legal Institute (EELI) used a quote from German climate policy expert Professor Ottmar Edenhofer of the Potsdam Institute for Climate Impact Research to suggest a sinister motive for the United Nations Paris climate deal.

EELI, which backs President Trump’s attempts to withdraw from the deal, wrote that Edenhofer had “affirmed” the Paris agreement, saying in a press release:

Ottmar Edenhofer, a recent co-chair of the U.N.s IPCC Working Group III, affirmed the scheme: “One has to free oneself from the illusion that international climate policy is environmental policy…We redistribute de facto the world's wealth by climate policy.”

If you search for the phrase “we redistribute de facto the world’s wealth by climate policy,” you’ll find it repeated over and over on climate science denial blogs and sympathetic conservative media outlets. The link given by EELI goes to a page that also claims Edenhofer had “spilled the movement's dirty secret.”

So where did the quote come from, did Edenhofer say it, and was he really admitting a sinister plan to redistribute the world’s wealth?

The quote originates from this 2010 interview, written in German. Have you spotted the first problem?

How could Edenhofer have “affirmed the scheme” from the Paris accord, when the Paris deal didn’t even exist in 2010 (it was only signed in 2015)? It’s OK. You don’t need to answer. By the way, EELI's Christopher Horner wasn't so keen to answer questions about his coal funding in Paris.

All the outlets using the Edenhofer quote have relied on Google Translate to tell them what Edenhofer might have said, as the original interview was in German.

A spokesperson for Edenhofer told me the quote was used “to imply that Prof. Edenhofer ‘admits’ that there is some kind of ‘hidden agenda’ behind climate policy.“

The spokesperson added: “Of course, this is not what he was saying. These quotes are taken out of context to be misused. The devaluation of fossil fuel reserves of course leads in a way to wealth redistribution — but this is rather a consequence of the necessity to stop using fossil fuels, and not the actual goal of climate policy.” (in short, since you are too stupid to understand, a large percentage of the world's wealth is tied up in oil and fossil fuels, and in areas where there are large supplies of these products. As green energy replaces almost all of this polluting bullshit, the wealth concentrated in that sector will be spread out onto better, cleaner, renewable, more affordable green energy..that is the transfer of wealth this guy is talking about in 2010, before the Paris Accords were even signed, dumbshit bozo.)

https://www.desmogblog.com/2017/11/07/how-climate-science-deniers-manufacture-quotes-convince-you-united-nations-one-big-socialist-plot
sine-qua-non
ACCOLADES
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« Reply #6 on: 02 18, 19, 10:21:21:PM » Reply

Poor dumb easily fooled dumb ho duddy the semi literate

Try it to change realty into his warped imagination

Pity him!


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Oscar_LaVista
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« Reply #7 on: 02 19, 19, 07:46:55:AM » Reply

a meme of Obama bowing to an old Japanese guy, which is customary in Japan as a sign of respect, and SINCE JAPAN IS ONE OF OUR STRONGEST ALLIES.....as proof Obama was not 5000 times the Commander In Chief Russian Stooge Trump is,  he has some stupid fuck book pictured authored by some clownish right wing military jerk with the nickname of "Buzz" as his source!!  "Buzz" is a nickname given to jerks who are either just naturally spaced out and goofy, or become that way after way too much booze or narcotics. 

here is a picture of "Buzz Aldrin" and then this doped up clown Robert "Buzz" Patterson who lies so fucking much even sinebecile used him as a source....



sine-qua-non
ACCOLADES
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« Reply #8 on: 02 19, 19, 11:11:37:AM » Reply

Maybe it is in Japan, a broken clock is right twice a day.

But it sure isn’t in Saudi Arabia or any other country Barry Soetoro aka BHO bowed to our enemies


You’d never catch legitimate potus Trump bowing to our enemies!


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zsq987
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« Reply #9 on: 02 19, 19, 11:24:11:AM » Reply

JOKE OF THE DAY:   Ghetto-Boy talking about Jesus as if he knows anything about Him!!!
Oscar_LaVista
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I need more cowbell! And walls!


« Reply #10 on: 02 19, 19, 12:43:51:PM » Reply

trump bends over for Putin and Little Kim at every secret meeting, little bitch.  is that why you want to have him grab your pussy?
sine-qua-non
ACCOLADES
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« Reply #11 on: 02 22, 19, 08:53:40:AM » Reply

Ho duddy here retreats into his fantasy world.
when his hate or his semi literacy tells him he is dead wrong again
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