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The Constitution was written so even citizens of the 1700's could understand it.
If it now needs "interpretation", it means it's not saying what the reader wants it to say

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« on: 01 12, 18, 06:16:20:PM » Reply

When Normal People are called to be a witness in Court, they swear to tell the truth with their hand on a Bible.

What do atheists put their hand on?  A blank piece of paper? ? ? ? ? ?
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« Reply #1 on: 01 12, 18, 06:38:59:PM » Reply

I have testified many times in court, and there was no bible in the room. 
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« Reply #2 on: 01 12, 18, 06:41:33:PM » Reply

 
Actually there was, you were just asked to raise your hand. It was assumed you put you hand on a bible even if one was not present in front of you.
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« Reply #3 on: 01 12, 18, 06:43:11:PM » Reply

They don't put their hand on the bible. They now raise the right hand and say "I Do"
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« Reply #4 on: 01 12, 18, 06:44:20:PM » Reply

Must have been invisible like the magic man in the sky.  One can be sworn in by simply saying "I so affirm". 
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« Reply #5 on: 01 12, 18, 07:03:43:PM » Reply

(( It was assumed you put you hand on a bible ))

To assume something is there that actually isn't, is pretty stupid.  If you assume a bridge is across a river, but it is not, do you still walk across that assumed bridge??
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« Reply #6 on: 01 12, 18, 11:04:20:PM » Reply

When someone sneezes near a Normal Person, the Normal always says, "God Bless You" or "Gesundheit".

What does an atheist do/say? Nothing? Just sit there rudely with a stupid look on their face? ? ? ?
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« Reply #7 on: 01 12, 18, 11:22:56:PM » Reply

I say "bless you" or "cover your mouth when you sneeze"
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« Reply #8 on: 01 12, 18, 11:52:02:PM » Reply

Gesundheit would suffice.  It's a German form of wishing the person "good health".

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