JESUS AND THE REPUBLICAN

[slickclick]

JESUS AND THE REPUBLICAN

(I don't care what party you like, this one's funny!!)

A Democrat, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one
afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Democrat looked
across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"
The waitress nodded "yes," so the Democrat requested that
she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched
back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the
waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and
asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?"
The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a
cup of hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Republican on
crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there
honey! How's about gettin' me a cold mug of Miller Light?" He too looked
across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?
The waitress nodded, so the Republican directed her to give Jesus
a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Democrat,
touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Democrat
felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the
door.
Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For
your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening
up and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back
flips out the door.

Then, Jesus walked towards the Republican, just smiling.
The Republican jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me ... I'm
collecting disability."

[Jim]

 
tsk tsk, changing the joke.   naughty naughty
 
 

[tin_foil_hat]

yep, that aint the way I heard it.

[lluke47]

Have you ever heard a liberal tell the truth...?

[Dan]

Then, Jesus walked towards the Republican, just smiling.
The Republican jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me ... I'm
collecting disability."

Wow, it is truly stunning how far from reality that joke is.  It should be the democrat who is insisting on remaining on government assistance.
 
Plus, the democrat would not voluntarily donate his own money to help someone.  He would insist everyone in the restaurant chip in 5 cents to pay for Jesus' coffee.
 
That is more like it.