Girl Scouts Obtain Restraining Order Against Trump

[captain_kook]

Girl Scouts Obtain Restraining Order Against Trump




WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an extraordinary rebuke of the President of the United States, the Girl Scouts of the U.S.A. have obtained a restraining order against Donald J. Trump. The order, which the Girls Scouts were granted on Monday night, prevents Trump from coming within three hundred feet of any gathering of the Scouts’ organization. Carol Foyler, a Girl Scouts spokesperson, said that while the G.S.U.S.A. sought the restraining order “out of an abundance of caution,” the girls themselves were “in no way, shape or form” afraid of President Trump. “They’re prepared to deal with bobcats and bears,” she said. “They can handle a malignant narcissist.” Trump wasted little time responding..
https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/023af682-174d-3c3b-927b-f010debe1a99/ss_girl-scouts-obtain.html

[Dan]

Yahoo = fake news.  So is Borowitz.

[warrenpees]

The Girl Scouts don't want their yahoos grabbed.

[Dan]

In that case, they should file a restraining order against Bill Clinton and Anthony Weiner.

[emilyB]

Nothing is sacred when it comes to the snowflake whining.  It has got totally out of hand and will not fare well for the deranged left in upcoming elections. 

[bhsgrad1972]

Borowitz is actually quite funny at times.  I didn't find THIS column funny, but I've laughed a lot reading some of his other columns on different subjects.

For those who don't know, Borowitz writes SATIRE.  When it comes to SATIRE, not everyone gets it, and not all the time is it humorous, either.

[WWV10MHZ]

Pvt-kook feels the need to gain favor among his Lib/Dem/Fag wacko clique by constantly showing Trump-hatred.

[justincase]

I like this one better.


WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) --
Saying that the problem “is far worse than I imagined,” Attorney General Jeff Sessions on Wednesday urged First Lady Melania Trump to intensify her campaign against cyberbullying.

Speaking to reporters from his office at the Justice Department, Sessions said that, whatever Mrs. Trump had done to eliminate the scourge of cyberbullying, “It clearly has not been enough.”


“From my perspective, cyberbullying is very much a growing problem,” he said. “And with every passing day it gets worse and worse.”


Sessions said that, while he understands that Mrs. Trump has many other responsibilities as First Lady,“anything you can do to get cyberbullying to stop will be very much personally appreciated by me.”


“Please help,” he said, his voice quavering.


In an official statement released later in the day, the First Lady said that she had “kind of forgotten” about her campaign to stop cyberbullying but that she would “get right on it.”

[caserio1]

witty repartee is wasted on right wingers

cas knows all too well

[takncarabizniz]

LOL...That Neil, he's a funny guy right there...