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Biden Does NOT need a BILL to close the border
He only needs a PEN. Thats all he needed to open it.
Thats all he needed to close it. Thats all Trump needed.
Maybe this is just Proof Trump is better than Biden.

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sunshine
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« on: 07 11, 17, 09:14:36:AM » Reply

The  Haircut
A teenage boy  had just passed his driving test and inquired of his  father as to when  they could discuss his use of the car.


His father  said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades  up from a C to a  B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair  cut. Then we'll  talk about the car."

The boy  thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it.

After about  six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades  up and I've  observed that you have been studying your Bible, but  I'm disappointed  you haven't had your hair cut."

The boy said,  "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my  studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John  the Baptist had  long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that  Jesus had long hair."

Love the Dad's reply:

"Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they  went?
emilyB
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« Reply #1 on: 07 11, 17, 12:20:55:PM » Reply

That's a good one!  Have you seen the commercial of the teenager explaining to his parents (who are both sitting up in bed) about his little fender bender and how smart it was of them to have Liberty Mutual Insurance (I think it was that company)?  It's the greatest ad for car insurance.
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« Reply #2 on: 07 11, 17, 12:58:12:PM » Reply

Yes....he immediately goes to his room. Love it.
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