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Biden Does NOT need a BILL to close the border
He only needs a PEN. Thats all he needed to open it.
Thats all he needed to close it. Thats all Trump needed.
Maybe this is just Proof Trump is better than Biden.

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WWV10MHZ
LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
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LIBERALISM - Spawned by SATAN!


« on: 12 03, 16, 02:35:46:PM » Reply

23 ADULT TRUTHS

 
1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.


2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.


3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.


4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.


5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?


6. Was learning cursive really necessary?


7. Map Quest or Google Maps really need to start their directions on # 5.  I'm  pretty sure I know how
to get out of my neighborhood.


8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.


9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.


10. Bad decisions make good stories.


11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you just aren't going
to do anything productive for the rest of  the day.


12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray?  I don't want to have to restart my collection... again.


13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes
to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did  not make any changes to.


14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.


15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.


16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers.  I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with
Miller Light than Kay.


17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.


18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.


19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't
hear or understand a word they said?


20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in
at the front.  Stay strong, brothers and sisters!


21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.


22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their
cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button
from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.


23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used
in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.


(Ladies ... Quit Laughing! )


It just gets better as you get older, doesn't it?


I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed
to fart.  The place was packed, but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed
my farts to the beat of the music.  After a couple of songs I started to feel much better.  I finished my coffee
and noticed that everyone was staring at me.  I  suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod (with ear piece).
(This is what happens when old people start using technology!)
WWV10MHZ
LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
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LIBERALISM - Spawned by SATAN!


« Reply #1 on: 12 03, 16, 02:47:23:PM » Reply

Mystic
Are you dumb all the time or just when I'm around?
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Posts: 5425

My guess is - all the time.


« Reply #2 on: 12 03, 16, 05:30:03:PM » Reply

15 needs to be replaced with something else - they do put light in freezers for some time already.

16 on the other hand - when they say every kiss begins with k that's what they mean no matter how clever they are with advertising.
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