Yo Mama!

[wmdn_bs]

Yesterday was  "A __________ walked into a bar" day.

Today it's "Yo Mama So _____________ "

I'll get it started;


Yo Mama so nasty...


Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

[wmdn_bs]

Yo mama is so greasy...


Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

[aesopsfable]

You mama is so greasy she sells her sweat to ky jelly.

[topgear]

Yo mama is so cross eyed she can sit on the porch and watch the chickens in the back yard.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born the doctor spanked yo gramama.

[takncarabizniz]

I think this would do better on the joke board...

[takncarabizniz]

And I don't like jokes about mamas...