A horse walks into a bar

[captain_kook]

the bartender says
 
"say, buddy...why the long face?"

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A horse walks into a bar
the bartender says

"say, buddy...why the long face?"

Or as Ann Curry's little Japanese Mom would say to her Dad, Bob:  "How come a hohrse inside a bahr?!  That a little bit stupoo, I sink so!"

*LOL!*

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/08/ann-currys-stand-up-perfo_n_133056.html