Hookers Union Rules.

[daroadie]

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No,'"she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,'"she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said.

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"I'd like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam.  Then she gestured to a  92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.'"





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[keno]

I saw that moron, Bob Beckel, on TV last night. He said all the 14%+ unemployment in Nevada was just hookers out of work.

[daroadie]

That is sad Keno.