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daroadie
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« on: 08 17, 10, 09:30:21:AM » Reply

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the
taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.

Passenger: 'Who?'


Cabbie
: 'Frank
Feldman
. He's a guy who did everything right all the time Like my
coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman
every single time.'

Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'

Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the
Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros.. He sang like an opera
baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the
piano. He was an amazing guy.'

Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special.

Cabbie: 'There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered
everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which
fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and
the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, could do everything right.

Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.'

Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic
jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made
a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He
would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was
always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - He was the
perfect man
! He never
made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.'

Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his fuckin'
wife."



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keno
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« Reply #1 on: 08 17, 10, 09:34:21:AM » Reply

"Well, I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his fuckin'
wife."


 
Well, we know that Frank was his first name.
daroadie
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Posts: 9699


« Reply #2 on: 08 17, 10, 09:47:05:AM » Reply

Feldman Keno.  Frank Feldman.
keno
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Posts: 37652


« Reply #3 on: 08 17, 10, 09:59:55:AM » Reply

Feldman Keno.  Frank Feldman.
 
I knew it wasn't Bawney Fwank.
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