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The reason the Left is pushing this 'White Supremacist'
mantra is against the Right is because they are sooo
damned afraid of losing the Black Vote, that they have to Lie..

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daroadie
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« on: 08 17, 10, 09:30:21:AM » Reply

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the
taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.

Passenger: 'Who?'


Cabbie
: 'Frank
Feldman
. He's a guy who did everything right all the time Like my
coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman
every single time.'

Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'

Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the
Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros.. He sang like an opera
baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the
piano. He was an amazing guy.'

Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special.

Cabbie: 'There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered
everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which
fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and
the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, could do everything right.

Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.'

Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic
jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made
a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He
would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was
always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - He was the
perfect man
! He never
made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.'

Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his fuckin'
wife."



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keno
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« Reply #1 on: 08 17, 10, 09:34:21:AM » Reply

"Well, I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his fuckin'
wife."


 
Well, we know that Frank was his first name.
daroadie
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« Reply #2 on: 08 17, 10, 09:47:05:AM » Reply

Feldman Keno.  Frank Feldman.
keno
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Posts: 37652


« Reply #3 on: 08 17, 10, 09:59:55:AM » Reply

Feldman Keno.  Frank Feldman.
 
I knew it wasn't Bawney Fwank.
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