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daroadie
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Posts: 9699


« on: 08 17, 10, 01:19:49:PM » Reply

Dear Abby:

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas , who has recently been
diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth .
One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a
transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling Marijuana. They are financially dependent on my
other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas .
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My
other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual
misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to
marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview . She is a part time
"working girl". All things considered, my problem is this. I love my
fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly
want to be totally open and honest with her.

 
 Should I tell her about my cousin who is an Obama supporter?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
justincase
Sr. Member

Posts: 27792


« Reply #1 on: 08 17, 10, 01:27:45:PM » Reply

Your reputation is already shot.  Have another drink and lay back down.
keno
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Posts: 37652


« Reply #2 on: 08 17, 10, 01:29:19:PM » Reply

Justin, do you have your crayons, and paper, pencils, etc ready? School starts in a few days.
bhsgrad1972
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Posts: 12729

There is a SEVERE lack of common sense these days.


« Reply #3 on: 08 17, 10, 01:34:30:PM » Reply

I don't know where justincase lives, but school starts TOMORROW here in southeastern Ohio.
keno
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Posts: 37652


« Reply #4 on: 08 17, 10, 01:37:25:PM » Reply

I don't know where justincase lives, but school starts TOMORROW here in southeastern Ohio.
 
LOL. We'll see less of Lil Justin, before 3 PM each day, I suspect.
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