Building Permit

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Some have asked what I've been doing in retirement.  Well, I applied for
a building permit for a new house.

It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide, with 12 gun turrets
at various heights, and windows all over
the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.

It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it
snot green with pink trim.

The City Council told me;  “Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!”

So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it
a "Mosque."

Work starts on Monday.

And here is the best part, it's going to be tax exempt!

I love this country …….. . It’s the government that scares the crap out of me!

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don't spread that crap around here

keep it home

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MOO-Slimes are a protected species in America under SOBama.

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MOO-Slimes are a protected species in America under SOBama.

God forbid the day we have to clean it up !!