Men!

MEN!!!!

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'

'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'

He yelled back, ' GO GATORS! '

And they say blondes are dumb....

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world....'

The woman replies, 'I'll miss you....

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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower.

'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'

'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN

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Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be men.

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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

A: It helps them remember which end to wipe.

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

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