SOBama's New Urinal

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Several days after President Obama was re-elected president, he went over
to see Bill and Hillary Clinton for dinner at their spacious home. After
drinking several glasses of beer, he asked his host if he could use his
personal bathroom.

When he entered Bill Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see
that Clinton had a golden urinal! Wow!

The next day, Obama told his wife, Michelle, about the urinal in Clinton's
private lavatory. "Just think,' he said, 'maybe I should get a gold urinal
too. But on the other hand I think that it may be just a bit too
self-indulgent...even for a guy like me!"

Later in the week, when Michelle had lunch with Hillary, she told Hillary
how impressed her husband had been when he discovered that Bill had a gold
urinal in his private bathroom.

Later that day, when Bill got home, Hillary smiled and said to Bill:
I found out who pissed in your saxophone."

[dont-blameme]

I can understand why he would mistake a saxophone for a urinal, he's shown he's not to bright!