SOBama Consults A Psychic

[WWV10MHZ]

Barack Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality,
goes to consult a Psychic about the date of his death.
Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the
future she finds the answer:
You will die on a Jewish holiday.
Which one? Obama asks nervously.
It doesn't matter replied the psychic.
Whenever you die, it'll be a Jewish holiday.

[DaBoz]