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Biden Does NOT need a BILL to close the border
He only needs a PEN. Thats all he needed to open it.
Thats all he needed to close it. Thats all Trump needed.
Maybe this is just Proof Trump is better than Biden.

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daroadie
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« on: 03 28, 15, 06:39:28:AM » Reply



OLD AGE AT ITS BEST







Ralph and Bob, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.



One day Ralph didn't show up. Bob didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.  But after Ralph hadn't shown up for a week or so, Bob really got worried.  However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Bob didn't know where Ralph lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.



A month had passed, and Bob figured he had seen the last of Ralph, but one day, Bob approached the park and -- lo and behold -- there sat Ralph!  Bob was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, ‘For crying out loud Ralph, what in the world happened to you?



Ralph replied, 'I have been in jail.'



'Jail!' cried Bob. What in the world for?'



'Well,' Ralph said, 'you know Jane, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'



'Yeah,' said Bob, 'I remember her. What about her?



'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty'.



'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury’.

Baretta19
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« Reply #1 on: 03 28, 15, 06:44:10:AM » Reply

ROFL 
dont-blameme
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daroadie
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« Reply #3 on: 03 28, 15, 11:16:14:AM » Reply

Been wondering about Good'ol Bill Cosby.  The Super Stud.
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