On the lighter side

[emilyB]

A little joke for Saturday:

Helicopter Ride

Stewart and his wife Barbara go to the  county fair every year, and every year Stewart would  say, "Barbara, I'd like to ride in that  helicopter"

Barbara always replied, "I know  Stewart, but that helicopter ride is seventy dollars, and seventy dollars is seventy dollars!"

One year later Stewart and  Barbara went to the fair, and Stewart said, "Barbara, I'm 75  years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get  another chance"

To this, Barbara  replied, "Stewart, that helicopter ride is seventy  dollars, and seventy dollars is seventy dollars"

The pilot  overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal.  I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet  for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a  penny! But if you say one word it's seventy dollars.  "

Stewart and Barbara agreed and up they  went.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvres,  but  not a word was heard.  He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,

But still not a word ...

When  they landed, the pilot turned to Stewart and said, "By golly,  I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you never did ...

I'm impressed!"

Stewart replied, "Well,  to tell you the truth I almost said something when Barbara  fell out,

But you know, seventy dollars is seventy dollars!"

[HK91-762mm]

[a777pilot]

Good one.

[takncarabizniz]

Oh my....