Iraq's PM Calls Off White House Visit Due to Security Concerns

[hoosier_daddy]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Iraq’s new Prime Minister, Haider al-Abadi, has cancelled a scheduled visit to the White House, citing “concerns about the security situation there.”

Speaking to reporters in Baghdad on Wednesday, Abadi said that he had been looking forward to visiting the White House but that recent reports of White House intruders had “given me the willies.”

“They really need to get on top of things there,” he said. “Until they do, I’m better off staying in Iraq.”

The Prime Minister’s decision comes only one day after a White House visit was abruptly cancelled by Ashraf Ghani, the new President of Afghanistan.

Ghani declined President Barack Obama’s invitation early Tuesday, reportedly asking the President, “Can’t we just do this over Skype?”

[daroadie]

ONE Smart Muslim.  So Far.  Not Bad.

[takncarabizniz]

That's pretty funny...

[hoosier_daddy]

all of his stuff is at least pretty funny.  i think a lot of the bozos here thought it was a real news report similar to the crap they read, if they can read, in newsmax and washington times and free beacon and all that other retarded right wing shit.

[upyrwazoo]

NO BITCH WE KNEW IT WAS BULLSHIT, PRIMARILY BECAUSE OF WHO POSTED IT! BUT THEN THE REALITY IS THAT IT COULD BE TRUE AS ANY OF THOSE CAMEL JOCKEYS WOULD SHOOT THEIR MOTHER FOR THE CHANCE OF COMING TO THE USA EVEN FOR A "SHORT TIME", WHICH IS HOW YOU WERE CREATED!

[WWV10MHZ]

Who'd want to visit the WH anyway?

The stench from the fried chitlins and Moochelle's hair pomade would be enough to turn anyone away!!!!

[littleeye]

LOL. So the Whitehouse has become a dangerous place, even for Muslims.

[dont-blameme]

Oh shit you mean Ho kitty boy is a raghead? No wonder the fag is touched in the head. Maybe he'll strap on a vest and go boom!

[hoosier_daddy]

wow, you even mention the white house and quite a few of the chickenshit racist right wingers want to start a right wing circle jerk at just the thought of a black president!!!  they are like pavlov's dogs that salivated at just the sound of a bell ringing due to special training, except they slobber and drool and make dumbass racist insults when they think about a black president being way more powerful and respected and loved and admired than they will ever be in their small, loser, pathetic lives....