11 times the charm:

[dont-blameme]

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
 
On their wedding night, she told her husband to please be gentle i'm sill a virgin.
 
What, said the puzzled groom, how can that be if you've been married 10 times?
 
She replied well husband 1 was a sales repsentative, he kept telling me how gret it was going to be!
 
Husband 2 was in software services he was never really sure how it was supposed to work, but he said he would look into it and get back with me.
 
Husband 3 was from field services he said everythingchecked out diagnostically , but he just couldnt get the system up.
 
Husband 4 was in telemarketington even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
 
Husband 5 was an engineer he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new stateof the art method!
 
Husband 6 was from administration, he thought he knew how but wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
 
Husband 7 was in marketing although he had a product he was never sure how to postiton it.
 
Husband 8 was a psychiatrist, all he did was talk about it.
 
Husband 9 was a gyneocologist, all he did was look at it.
 
Husband 10 was a stamp collector all he ever did.................god i miss him!
 
but now that i've married, I'm so excited!
 
Wonderful said the husband "but why"?
 
You're with the Government"!
 
This time i know i'm gonna get screwed"!!
 

[littleeye]

Perfect.

[wvit1001]

so blammey when was the last time you were screwed by the government?

when you by food or go out to eat you have safe food to eat,
when you take your car out you have nice roads to drive on,
the FCC makes sure you have access to the airwaves and can watch your favorite show,
you have safe medical care,

etc., etc., etc.


is your life such a hardship that you have to find someone to blame for your being such a pitiful person?

[dont-blameme]

If my life was as miserable as you think it is nitwvit, then I would be a low life fucking liberal like you with very little or anything at all going for me.