Todays spot of humor

[jst-the-fax]

The
 Priest



















In Washington ,
 D.C. an old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully
 served







the people of the
 nation's capital and was well known among the elected officials. He motioned
 








for his nurse to
 come near. "
Yes, Father?"
 said the nurse. "I would really like to see President Obama and Senator Reid
 before I die," whispered the priest.













"I'll see what I
 can do, Father," replied the nurse. The nurse sent the request to the
 President






and Congress and
 waited for a response. Soon the word arrived, President Obama and Harry
 






Reid would be
 delighted to visit the priest.













As they went to
 the hospital, Obama commented to Reid, "I don't know why the old priest
 







wants to see us,
 but it will certainly help our images." Reid agreed that it
 
was a good
 thing.













When they arrived
 at the priest's room, the priest took Obama's hand in his right hand and
 







Reid's hand in
 his left hand. There was silence and a
look of serenity
 on the old priest's face.













Finally President
 Obama spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you
 choose us to be with you as you near the end?"






The
 old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life after our
 Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."









"Amen",
 said Obama. "Amen", said Reid.















The
 old priest continued, "Jesus died between two lying thieves. I would like to
 do the same."







 

[sine-qua-non]

that's a keeper!

[caserio1]

moron one and moron two

[sine-qua-non]

you and sadiecuns,

yes!

we already know but

are surprised you can count that high!