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Not only has Joe Buden allowed Rapists, Murderers, and current criminals
(along with 30 plus Million Illegals) unlawfully crossing our Border, but
he's also allowed at minimum 8 known TERRORISTS to come in to attack us.
Is THIS what Democrats call "Democracy" or "America?"

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« on: 10 03, 12, 11:26:05:PM » Reply

Mitt Romney was driving along a rural highway when he suddenly noticed a chicken running alongside his car and PASSING him.
 
He sped up to get a better look,  but the chicken went even faster, and eventually faded into the distance as Romney gave up the chase.
 
Right up ahead, Romney saw a sign for "Walt's Chicken Farm" and decided to stop and ask Walt about that fast chicken.
 
"Oh, yes, I know about him alright,"said Walt. "I actually bred that chicken myself."
 
 
"You did? That's amazing!" said Romney. "How did you get it to be able to run so fast?"
 
 
"Well," said Walt. "My wife and I really like chicken, and we like drumsticks in particular. So I bred that chicken to have three legs."
 
 
"Three-legged chicken! Really amazing!" said Romney."So how does it taste?"
 
 
"Well," said Walt. "I don't know."
 
 
"Why not?" asked Romney.
 
 
"We've never been able to catch any of them."
 
 
- paraphrase of a joke told by President Ronald Reagan, unknown date.
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