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Title: Ultimate Super Bowl Fan...
Post by: takncarabizniz on 02 07, 11, 12:03:30:PM
A woman had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As she sat down,
a
   man came along and asked her if anyone is sitting in the seat next to
   her.
   "No," she said, "the seat is empty."

   "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would
have
   a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the
   world, and not use it?"

   Somberly, the woman says, "Well... the seat actually belongs to me.
   I was supposed to come here with my husband, but he passed away. This
   is the first Super Bowl we have not been to together since we got
   married in 1967."

   "Oh I'm sorry to hear that, that's terrible. But couldn't you
   find someone else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take
the
   seat?"

   The woman shakes her head, "No, they're all at the funeral."