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Title: The Sophisticates
Post by: Oz on 09 27, 10, 10:14:25:PM
Funniest joke ever.


Title: Re: The Sophisticates
Post by: wmdn_bs on 09 28, 10, 08:12:16:AM
That make sense? How?


Title: Re: The Sophisticates
Post by: Oz on 09 29, 10, 05:16:21:AM
It began as "The Aristocrats" in vaudeville, and has variously been called "The Sophisticates" and "The Debonaires" and various other classy-sounding titles.
 
It's considered by comics to be the funniest, most difficult joke to tell, and is one of the original "Shaggy Dog" jokes.
 
Also one of the dirtiest.


Title: Re: The Sophisticates
Post by: wmdn_bs on 09 29, 10, 05:43:16:PM
Type it in here. We'll give it a look see. Dirty jokes are not off limits.


Title: Re: The Sophisticates
Post by: Oz on 09 30, 10, 03:56:21:AM
Too dirty for me to re-tell.
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