Title: More Alphabet at a glance Post by: wralst on 09 04, 10, 12:14:40:AM Hmmmm how about last first in descending order?
YOUTH For a Republican, any period preceding last week; for a minority, ends at age six. Youthful indiscretion: Any crime or moral failing committed by a Republican. Evil: Any crime or moral failing committed by anyone else. WOMEN See "wives," "mothers," or "homemakers." No other definition available. WISE USE OF NATURAL RESOURCES Using it all up before the Rapture. WILL OF THE PEOPLE Used only when the public votes your way. Acceptable method of denying constitutional rights of minorities. Never used when public opinion is against you (i.e. abortion, doctor-assisted suicide, etc.). VICTIM OF SOCIETY Any conservative white male, because no one in human history has ever suffered as he is now suffering. TRADITIONAL VALUES The classic values and morals that made America great, such as lynching blacks, beating up gays, and keeping the "little woman" barefoot, pregnant, and in servitude. TORT REFORM A slap on the wrist is the only acceptable punishment for illegal or unethical activities by corporations. However, the full weight of the law must be thrown at individuals who attempt to sue corporations for illegal or unethical activities. SUPREME COURT APPOINTMENTS Varying definitions. A presidential right, if president is Republican. Called "stacking the court" if president is Democrat. SUBVERSIVE ELEMENTS Bookstores, coffeehouses, art galleries, and other liberal hangouts, especially those in major cities. REPUBLICAN PARTY A political party that welcomes all conservatives, as long as they are pro-life, pro-gun, pro-Big Business, pro-oil, pro-war, and anti-everything else. Democratic party: Communist. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS Left-wing lockstep groupthink conformism. Simple common sense: Right-wing lockstep groupthink conformism. PERSECUTION Suffered if your position on an issue is actively opposed. Examples of "persecution" include investigative journalistic reporting, any lawsuit filed against your church organization by the ACLU, or being yelled at by people whom you have harassed by fax or phone or whom you have misrepresented in your fund-raising materials. -------------------- LOL! is all I can say Title: Re: More Alphabet at a glance Post by: wralst on 09 04, 10, 12:23:26:AM So why aren't conservatives funny?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/john-mcquaid/why-arent-conservatives-f_b_41256.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/john-mcquaid/why-arent-conservatives-f_b_41256.html) --------------- That was kinda old (2007 even) lets see...... 10 Ways To Spot A Violent Conservative http://www.funnyconservatives.com/2010/03/10-ways-to-spot-a-violent-conservative/ (http://www.funnyconservatives.com/2010/03/10-ways-to-spot-a-violent-conservative/) --------------- How about: The American Freedom Anti-Propaganda and Family/Education Safety Act http://www.funnyconservatives.com/2010/05/the-american-freedom-anti-propaganda-and-familyeducation-safety-act/ (http://www.funnyconservatives.com/2010/05/the-american-freedom-anti-propaganda-and-familyeducation-safety-act/) Heck I thought it was funny especially: First, laws will be emplaced to help make you free. You might think, “Well, I thought I was free”. Don’t be silly. This is going to give you levels of freedom that would make your head explode if you even could imagine them. So free, there are really no words to describe it. Just know, freedom. In conclusion, remember that if you don’t support this act it means not only are you a pinko-commie, freedom hating, pro-Big Brother, family hating, dumb child loving jerk who likes danger, you also are probably a meanie who wants to club bald eagles to death. Shame on you. ------------------ But then I'm different than Jim Title: Re: More Alphabet at a glance Post by: wralst on 09 04, 10, 12:27:19:AM See now THIS is racist (and even maybe anti Feminazi-Treehugger?)
Blonde Is The New Green US Energy Secretary, Steven Chu, recently proposed that all black streets and roof tops be painted white as a measure to help curb global warming. The theory behind this proposal is that lighter colors would reflect the suns rays back into space, rather than trap them in the earth and increase global temperatures. Al Gore immediately jumped on board and purchased stock in a paint company that claims to have the whitest white paint color available, called “whitey white”. Several proposals have been made to congress to immediately begin painting all of the roads and rooftops in the world. http://www.funnyconservatives.com/2010/04/blonde-is-the-new-green/ (http://www.funnyconservatives.com/2010/04/blonde-is-the-new-green/) Title: Re: More Alphabet at a glance Post by: justincase on 09 04, 10, 12:27:55:AM Wralst, you have stated several times that you are "independent" politically. Why then do you only ridicule or speak out against conservatives/republican? I don't believe I have ever seen one single post from you slamming liberals or democrats.
Title: Re: More Alphabet at a glance Post by: Jim on 09 04, 10, 12:32:09:AM Quote But then I'm different than Jim Yep... :- ) Title: Re: More Alphabet at a glance Post by: wralst on 09 04, 10, 12:37:18:AM Democrats are too easy - y'll all do them every day here.
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