First Homo:  So, when did you decide to turn Gay?

Second Homo:  Which time?

must have been talking to odumbo

or Mochelle

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First Homo: Didn't I just see you coming out of the Ladies Room?

Second Homo:  Yes. I'm identifying as a woman today so I could lurk around in there.

First Homo:  I heard you did something abnormal last night.

Second Homo:  Yeah, I slept with someone of the opposite sex and we did it like Normal People!

First Homo:  What did your transvestite friend get arrested for?

Second Homo:  Male Fraud

First Homo:  Top of the mornin' to ya'!

Second Homo:  Sorry, sweetheart, I'm the other kind.

...and get excited when holding microphones.

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First Homo:  Would you like me to push in your stool?

Second Homo:  Yes, you're such a gentleman.

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Gays Invent Mini-Crossbow To Shoot Straight Men With Homosexual Chemtrail Tipped Toothpicks and Turn Them Gay


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Gays have invented a new state-of-the-art mini-crowbow to shoot straight men in the neck with weaponized toothpicks to turn them gay.

Scientists with the CDC report all across the nation medical clinics are reporting straight men being brought in with symptoms consistent with raging homosexuality.  Clinical review of the patients reveal they have several small puncture wounds to the neck region created by a high velocity, spear-like projectile.  The blood contains high-levels of homosexual chemtrail.

Investigation into this new phenomena shows that all across the nation, an organized effort of gays to recruit as many heterosexuals as possible is taking place.  Gays have given this effort a friendly name of ‘Pride Month’, but those within the know in the gay community secretly call it the Homosexual Recruitment Festival.

Moles within the gay community reveal that gays pooled their vast wealth and knowledge of advanced mechanical engineering to create a mini crossbow that can shoot a toothpick with great accuracy over a distance of 100 yards.  This was allegedly done so that gays could ‘pick off straight men at the length of a football field’, meaning even the most toned and tight athletes are at risk.

The Christian Defense League of Texas is warning men to keep their guard up and be wary of any sudden ‘pinches’ to the neck or body.  Though the heats of summer are high, it is advised to wear a turtle neck mesh with long sleeves or even an ascot-like tie around the neck to help protect from puncture wounds.

Researchers report that since Monday morning, over 126 men have been hit by one of these weaponized chemtrail toothpicks with an unknown number already succumbed to homosexuality still roaming the street, likely in the throws of unbridled homosexuality typical of the lurid chemical concoction.  When these men come to, the CDC warns all they will have us groggy, shameful memories of committing all sorts of gay acts with the men who shot them down in the first place, so timing is of the essence in getting medical treatment.

It must be true, it was reported by CNN and the NYT!!!!!!

What about Penny Loafers?

First Homo:  Hey, I heard you got a real tongue-lashing last night.

Second Homo:  Oh, baby!!!

First Homo:  On your list of friends, am I on top?

Second Homo:  Yes, I bend over backwards for you.

First Homo:  Going to the Democrat Party Meeting later?

Second Homo:  Sure! That's one of the best places to hook up with more homos. They're all there!!

Two gay men were in a bar, when a woman so gorgeous walks in that everyone has to look at her.  One of the gay couple whistles softly as he stares.  The other asks, "are you going straight on me?"  The other replies, "no, but sometimes I wish I was born a lesbian."

duke.....  Good one!  (http://www.aesopsretreat.com/forum/Smileys/classic/hattip.gif)

First Homo:  Wanna suck a few back?

Second Homo:  Always.

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Was that meant as an insult, fucking gamey/casshole, you homophobic scumbucket?










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Homo: do you love me?

Jesus: yes.

Do you believe in Jesus, kook?  Do you acknowledge that He was God who walked the earth as a human being?

Jesus would tell you to stop hating God's creation:

other humans who are different from you.

God gave us Free Will.  We can choose a righteous life or sin.

People can choose to be homos and be sinful as much as they please.  BUT, they WILL suffer the consequences of their sins.

Homos need to turn away from sin and repent.  Then, they may be blessed with the rewards of Heaven.

That's it in a nutshell.  Very easy if you try.

Do you believe in Jesus, kook?  Do you acknowledge that He was God who walked the earth as a human being?

I believe a man named Jesus walked the earth a couple of thousand years ago, performing some pretty amazing illusion, similar to David Blaine, or that Copprfield fellow. I think he was very talented. Do I believe he was a God? No I don't. Not any more than the two aforementioned gentlemen.

First Homo:  Notice anything strange about this place?

Second Homo:  Yeah, it looks like a bunch of Normal People. Get outta here, quick!!!!

So you stuck around, eh WWV10MHZ? I doubt you've ever been normal, and now it's too late for you.

wimp-bs....  Your post makes no sense.

Here's a dream the homos will never have!!!!

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Normal Guys have that dream almost every night!!!

Two homos go into a bar... WWV10MHZ tries to pretend he didn't spend the night before sandwiched between them.

Are you trying to insult me by calling me a homo?

I thought you Lib-tards LOVED homos and celebrated their lifestyle.

Are you saying that being a homo is shameful and abnormal and perverted and deviant and sick?

It sure appears that way.

Not at all WWV10MHZ, I'm just trying to understand your obsession with homosexuality. It is a subject you seem to be fascinated with. I just want you to know it is alright if you want to admit your homosexuality. It is not right or wrong, it just is.

I love all people, straight, gay, bi, tri, try...it doesn't matter to me.

wimp-bs.....  Then why did you use it in a derogatory manner in reference to me?

Is there something wrong with being sandwiched between two homos?

Why would you mention that?

If you love homos, one would think it is a pleasant experience to be invited into their sandwich.

Tell us about your numerous experiences since it would be totally new for us Normal People here.

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Why did you take it as being derogatory? I'm not sure if there is anything wrong with being sandwiched between two males. For me it would be unpleasant. For you, I'm not sure... especially since you don't seem to be able to leave the subject alone, and you obviously have a large library of gay photos and cartoons.

No problem bs!!!   If you think NORMAL is taking it up the poop chute...Why not?  I'm certain there are enough of them to make you feel comfortable.

wimp-bs....  I believe your motive is for there to be NO discussion about the danger to society posed by homosexuals.

You would rather that the information about the higher level of disease among homos be kept unreported.

You would rather that the public not know about the danger of e-coli infection from homos who participate in sex practices involving the anus
  that results in fecal matter coating their genitals and under their fingernails where it could come in contact with restaurant food.

You would rather that no one know about how homos use the lax rulings about gender identity to lurk about in restrooms and locker rooms.

You would rather that no attention be given to the abnormal perverted deviant weird sick lifestyle and activities of homos so that they can
   stealthly inch their way into society as a whole as if they were normal in hopes that some day we'd be forced to accept them as "normal".

You would rather that everyone STFU about homos so that Normal People cannot keep themselves safe from their unhealthy activities.

Why are YOU such a cheerleader and booster club leader for homos?  Wouldn't it be best for them to decide to return to normal/Straight?

wvit is a huuuuge advocate of anal sex.  He'll get along well with bs boy.

Well WWV10MHZ, I guess you are free to publicly display your fantasies as much as you want. So far, the righties haven't completely eliminated the first amendment.

wimp-bs......

There's no fantasies about the health dangers of homos. The diseases they harbor are well documented.

Why are you trying to hide those facts?

When people are kept from knowing the dangers of the Gay lifestyle, they are put at great risk!

Why would anyone purposely keep these dangers secret?

It is well-known that homos are carriers of Hepatitis.

Not to mention Aids and other sexually transmitted disease.

Unbridled sex among homos spreads STD to the max!!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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   jump to attention and hit you with a firehose of hate the likes of nothing rarely seen on the Planet Earth!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

WHAT FUN!!!!

That button can be pushed with ease any time a Normal Person wants a good laugh!   (http://www.aesopsretreat.com/forum/Smileys/classic/laugh.gif)

It's like dangling a banana on a string and making a monkey dance!!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

When I'm bored, I just google some factual things that discuss the numerous dangers of the homo lifestyle and their abnormal activities and
   post them here.  Then, I wait a couple seconds and watch the firestorm erupt from the Lib/Dems/"progressives"/Leftists!!!!

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When WWV10MHZ is bored

he spends hours searching and looking at pictures of gay men

and pictures of other people he hates like black people

all so he can disparage them and proclaim his "Christian" purity and his "normal" lifestyle.




what a wasted life.

I don't hate anyone at all.

I'm just concerned for the safety of my Family and me.

So, I AVOID certain people, places and things.

Don't YOU?

Avoiding certain people, places and things is NOT hatred.  It's SMART!!!

Who intentionally interacts with people that make them feel uncomfortable/unsafe?

What the hell!!!!   It is their right to pass along diseases to others... After all they are special citizens and they vote for other idiots who think as they do....if you could call that THINKING!

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There are no gays among the Islamic countries, so therefore no sick faggots.  Their solution is to kill them by tossing them off buildings.

hardly any Islamic countries treat gays like that kensan.   it's telling how much your ideas are built on such bullshit though. 

Hang on!

so now  we're waiting for another of your fantasies to come to reality kensan?

nit-wvit knows firsthand that MOO-Slimes LOVE Fags!!  How does he/she actually know that?

Oops, I wasn't looking for anything else, I was answering the phone.

Muslims are very much the same as most Americans... They may pretend to accept them when they are being observed and/or judged by others... But under the surface they are disgusted with such behavior.

If you feel comfortable around such perverts...go for it!!!  I'm sure they need love and understanding too.

you can feel whatever way you want as long as you give them the same rights of anyone else.

We give them the right to assimilate and become Americans, but they refuse.  So, let the POS's suffer the consequences!!!

First Homo:  Were you fudging with that Climate Scientist last night?

Second Homo:  No, that was my cousin.

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She's right!

When found, they are dirty.

Humans clean them up and wire them together for everyone to learn from and enjoy looking at them.

nit-wvit.....  What's so hard for you to understand about that process?  DUH!!!

First Homo:  Mind if I push in your stool?

Second Homo:  That joke was old 30 years ago!!!!

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Pvt-kook uses some strange veggies in his stir-fry!!!!

Two homos go into a bar.

All the Normal People up and leave.

It's not working, WWEAZL.

Two gay men go into a bar. WWV10MHZ says to Duke_John, "May I push in your stool?"

bs boy has some really weird fantasies. 

Turn over one of the stools at the bar, bs boy.  It will seat you and three flaming friends of yours.

Libs/Dems continue to try to insult people by calling them Gay.  I thought Libs/Dems were tolerant of Gays and loved them.

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To my knowledge I do not know any homos.  However, I do know some liberals and I find the few libs on this board less tolerant and accepting of others than all of the con's I have ever known.

A friend of mine who does facebook has had two libs UNFRIEND HER as they don't like the fact that she disagrees with them politically speaking.

That does not show much acceptance and tolerance of others.

I know several gay men, including one cousin.  They are all upstanding gentlemen, not predators, who just want to live lives as patriotic, law-abiding Americans.

No insult intended. I am happy that you two found love in one another's embrace.

So, bs boy, you and bool having fun 69ing, or are you too old?

wimp-bs loves Gays, Gayness and sexual confusion of all kinds.  Typical of all Libs/Dems.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Normal People feel sorry for sexually confused individuals and hope they seek professional help as soon as possible.

  How Do you Make a Fag Scream twice ->??

1-Bone him really hard !!

2= Wipe your wiener On his bed Spread

Normal People would have less of an issue with sexually confused people if their abnormalities and perversions were kept quietly at home.

We don't like having their homosexuality and trans-sexuality shoved in our faces at every waking moment!!!!

Plus......  The weirdos need to wash vigorously to remove the e-coli feces off of themselves after doing their signature sex acts.

Gays.......  Please keep your Gayness to yourselves and in private!!!!

Normal People feel sorry for sexually confused individuals and hope they seek professional help as soon as possible.


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