> 1. The  roundest  knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir  Cumference.
> He acquired his size from  too much pi.
>
> 2.  I thought I saw an  eye doctor on an Alaskan  island, but it  turned
> out  to be an optical Aleutian .
>
> 3.  She was only a  whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
>
> 4.  A rubber band  pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because  it
> was a  weapon of math disruption.
>
> 5.  The butcher backed  into the meat grinder and got a little behind in
> his  work.
>
> 6.  No matter how much  you push the envelope, it'll still be
> stationery.
>
> 7.  A dog gave birth  to puppies near the road and was cited for
> littering.
>
> 8.  A grenade thrown  into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
> Blownapart.
>
> 9.  Two silk worms had  a race. They ended up in a tie.
>
> 10.  Time flies like  an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
>
> 11.  A hole has been  found in the nudist camp wall.  The police  are
> looking  into it.
>
> 12.  Atheism is a  non-prophet organization.
>
> 13.  Two hats were  hanging on a hat rack in the  hallway. One hat  said
> to the  other: 'You stay  here; I'll go on a  head.'
>
> 14.  I wondered why  the baseball kept getting bigger.  Then it hit  me.
>
> 15.  A sign on the  lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the
> Grass.'
>
> 16.  A small boy  swallowed some coins and was taken to a  hospital.
> When his grandmother  telephoned to ask how he was, a  nurse said  'No
> change  yet.'
>
> 17.  A chicken  crossing the road is poultry in motion.
>
> 19.  The short  fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small  medium
> at  large.
>
> 20.  The man who  survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a  seasoned
> veteran.
>
> 21.  A backward poet  writes inverse.