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Title: Jobs!
Post by: derhund on 08 17, 10, 12:15:54:PM
A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut-off a man´s testicles, we put it into another man and in 6 weeks he is looking for work"

The German doctor comments:"That´s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out from a person, we put it into another person´s head and in 4 weeks he is looking for
work"

A Russian doctor says: That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart out from a person, we put it into another person´s chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.

The US doctor answers immediately: That´s nothing colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA (just over a year ago) we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart and no balls....we put him in as President and now....the whole country is looking for
work!!!!!

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Title: Re: Jobs!
Post by: aesopsfable on 08 17, 10, 12:17:37:PM
Obama's big talent is that he can fart at will.


Title: Re: Jobs!
Post by: derhund on 08 17, 10, 12:23:06:PM
Here he goes!!!
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSw3Y4P1XVs&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSw3Y4P1XVs&NR=1)
 
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