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Title: Dear Lord...
Post by: daroadie on 08 17, 10, 10:18:47:AM
[CENTER CLASS=MSONORMAL ALIGN=CENTER]Dear Lord,[/CENTER CLASS][CENTER CLASS=MSONORMAL ALIGN=CENTER] [/CENTER CLASS][CENTER CLASS=MSONORMAL ALIGN=CENTER]This past year you have taken away my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze.[/CENTER CLASS][CENTER CLASS=MSONORMAL ALIGN=CENTER]My favorite actress, Farah Fawcett.[/CENTER CLASS][CENTER CLASS=MSONORMAL ALIGN=CENTER]My favorite singer, Michael Jackson.[/CENTER CLASS][CENTER CLASS=MSONORMAL ALIGN=CENTER]My favorite salesman, Billy Mays.[/CENTER CLASS][CENTER CLASS=MSONORMAL ALIGN=CENTER]I just wanted to let you know that Obama is my favorite president.[/CENTER CLASS][CENTER CLASS=MSONORMAL ALIGN=CENTER] [/CENTER CLASS][CENTER CLASS=MSONORMAL ALIGN=CENTER]Amen[/CENTER CLASS]


Title: Re: Dear Lord...
Post by: captain_kook on 08 17, 10, 10:19:53:AM
Go bother somebody else.
- The Lord


Title: Re: Dear Lord...
Post by: daroadie on 08 17, 10, 10:21:06:AM
Kiss My Ass KOOK!


Title: Re: Dear Lord...
Post by: littleeye on 08 17, 10, 10:24:19:AM
LOL.
 
God is dead - Nietzsche
 
Nietzche is dead - God


Title: Re: Dear Lord...
Post by: captain_kook on 08 17, 10, 10:25:23:AM
You ass in inside your poopypants so no thanks


Title: Re: Dear Lord...
Post by: keno on 08 17, 10, 10:26:54:AM
OHHH. Kookie is a poopypantser. Nutso, is that you?


Title: Re: Dear Lord...
Post by: captain_kook on 08 17, 10, 10:29:23:AM
keno......
 
Sheryl Crow was just joking.
 
 
You should use enough TP to get the job done


Title: Re: Dear Lord...
Post by: keno on 08 17, 10, 10:33:34:AM
keno......
 
Sheryl Crow was just joking.

 
Yeah, riiiiiight. Every time some kookie commie says something really stooooopid, and the laughing begins, they were just joking!!! LMAO


Title: Re: Dear Lord...
Post by: captain_kook on 08 17, 10, 10:44:22:AM
She was joking.
 
But your sense of humor is seriously strange so you might not have gotten it


Title: Re: Dear Lord...
Post by: keno on 08 17, 10, 10:46:20:AM
But your sense of humor is seriously strange so you might not have gotten it
 
She was as serious as a heart attack, Got a link to her recanting, and saying she was joking?
 
Too bad, I thought she was a hottie, but I bet she has poopypants. Ewwww.


Title: Re: Dear Lord...
Post by: captain_kook on 08 17, 10, 10:48:21:AM
Crow Clears Air About Toilet Paper Comment - ABC News (http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/GlobalWarming/story?id=3071833&page=1)
Apr 24, 2007 ... Rocker Sheryl Crow says joke was meant to draw attention to global ... on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. ...


Title: Re: Dear Lord...
Post by: keno on 08 17, 10, 10:51:17:AM
She told the joke to get people's attention, and it worked. Talk show hosts had a field day with Crow's comments.
 
If you choose to believe that bullshit, then far be it from me to tell you not to. All the attention I saw was about what a moron she was, not 'gorebull worming'


Title: Re: Dear Lord...
Post by: captain_kook on 08 17, 10, 11:02:45:AM
keno....
that's your story and you're sticking to it like a fly on one of these:
 
(http://www.raydw.com/dead%20house%20flys.jpg)