Title: amazing Frank. Post by: daroadie on 08 17, 10, 09:30:21:AM A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the
taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank. Passenger: 'Who?' Cabbie : 'Frank Feldman . He's a guy who did everything right all the time Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.' Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.' Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros.. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.' Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special. Cabbie: 'There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, could do everything right. Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.' Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - He was the perfect man ! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.' Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?' Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his fuckin' wife." = Title: Re: amazing Frank. Post by: keno on 08 17, 10, 09:34:21:AM "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his fuckin'
wife." Well, we know that Frank was his first name. Title: Re: amazing Frank. Post by: daroadie on 08 17, 10, 09:47:05:AM Feldman Keno. Frank Feldman.
Title: Re: amazing Frank. Post by: keno on 08 17, 10, 09:59:55:AM Feldman Keno. Frank Feldman.
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