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Title: Dear Abby... Post by: daroadie on 08 17, 10, 09:19:49:AM Dear Abby:
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas , who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth . One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling Marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas . I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview . She is a part time "working girl". All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who is an Obama supporter? Signed, Worried About My Reputation Title: Re: Dear Abby... Post by: justincase on 08 17, 10, 09:27:45:AM Your reputation is already shot. Have another drink and lay back down.
Title: Re: Dear Abby... Post by: keno on 08 17, 10, 09:29:19:AM Justin, do you have your crayons, and paper, pencils, etc ready? School starts in a few days.
Title: Re: Dear Abby... Post by: bhsgrad1972 on 08 17, 10, 09:34:30:AM I don't know where justincase lives, but school starts TOMORROW here in southeastern Ohio.
Title: Re: Dear Abby... Post by: keno on 08 17, 10, 09:37:25:AM I don't know where justincase lives, but school starts TOMORROW here in southeastern Ohio.
LOL. We'll see less of Lil Justin, before 3 PM each day, I suspect. |