Working people frequently ask me what retired people do with all their free time?  How do we manage to make our days interesting.

Well, here's an example, the other day I went downtown to run a few errands.  I went into the local coffee shop for a snack.
I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a "Nazi."
He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.
So I proceeded to call him a "doughnut eating Gestapo."
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care.you see, I came downtown on the bus, and the car
that he was putting the tickets on had one of them bumper stickers that said,
"Romney/Bachman in 2012"

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
The doctor tells me that it's important to my health  (http://www.aesopsretreat.net/forum/richedit/smileys/YahooIM/38.gif) 

Even though the candidates change to suit the mood, I still find the joke funny...I love old people...they are the reflection of how get away with shit...
 
LOL

It's important to be able to laugh takncarabizniz. Even when it is at ourselves.