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Title: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: ISIS on 02 17, 15, 06:27:21:PM
   liveleak.com/view?i=f08_1424123423



Join Us!!!!


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: caserio1 on 02 18, 15, 10:53:17:AM
being secretive is no way to recruit


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: ISIS on 02 18, 15, 09:31:15:PM
The Infidel who runs this board doesn't allow links here unless you register

- HA -

as if ISIS is that stupid!

Join us!!

We is very smart!


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: caserio1 on 02 18, 15, 09:52:09:PM
I see how smart you are

but a single digit IQ is not smart


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: ISIS on 02 19, 15, 03:57:05:PM
ISIS will impress you with IQ - Islamic Quotient - which is One with Allah!!!!

Join Us!! [not you caserio, you is a grouch]

Hate,
 
 ISIS


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: caserio1 on 02 19, 15, 04:23:02:PM
beheading people for entertainment is a turn off for normal people


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: ISIS on 02 19, 15, 06:32:33:PM
We are not normal people!
 
We are ISIS!!!!
 
The spear of Allahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
 
Join us!!!!!


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: caserio1 on 02 20, 15, 10:42:15:AM
you should not be proud of being abnormal

you should seek treatment


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: ISIS on 02 20, 15, 12:13:52:PM
ISIS has your treatment right here!!!
 
Obviously you did not watch our great video!!!!
 
Join Us or at least buy our schwag!!!
 
We got t-shirts, IPad covers, keychains, you name it!!!!!!!
 
 


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: caserio1 on 02 20, 15, 12:41:02:PM
problem #1

you must learn to read

there must be a night school near you


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: ISIS on 02 20, 15, 05:36:36:PM
You are a grumpy person!
 
I do not need to read because I have Dragon in my phone!
 
You would not be good company on Jihad.
 
So go away and do not watch our wonderful new video!!!


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: caserio1 on 02 20, 15, 06:06:51:PM
it is my christian duty to try to save you


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: ISWAS on 02 21, 15, 05:12:33:PM
OK ISIS!
 
If your so freakin smart answer THIS:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Why did the Christian cowboy buy a dachshund?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Because he wanted to get a long, little doggie you freakin MORON!!!!!!!!.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: caserio1 on 02 21, 15, 07:22:35:PM
I apologize for that isis

but

it still is no reason to do what yer compatriots are doing


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: ISIS on 03 04, 15, 04:01:21:PM
why do Infidels want to get doggies? long or short??  hot or cold?????

they are not Halal and taste worse than cats!!!


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: caserio1 on 03 04, 15, 09:59:46:PM
how do you know?

the only way to know is to have tasted both


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: ISIS on 03 05, 15, 09:11:34:AM
it is well known that Infidels run commercials for 'cat food" and "dog food"  and even
"baby food"!!!!!!

eating dogs and cats and babies IS NOT HALAL!!!!!!!!

SICK!!!!!


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: caserio1 on 03 05, 15, 03:06:41:PM
you said: "dogs taste worst than cats"

no caveat


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: ISIS on 03 05, 15, 05:17:40:PM
You are hypocriting!

infidels like you eat cats-up!!!!

hot-dogs!!!!!

Gerber babys!!!!


You are very argumentative!!!


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: caserio1 on 03 05, 15, 06:22:23:PM
you said dogs and cats

not hot dogs or cats up

changing yer post is defacto admitting I'm right


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: ISIS on 03 05, 15, 08:48:48:PM
It says cats right in the name : cats-up!!!

Infidel food!!!!

Not chicken-up, which might be Halal

I dont know I've never heard of it!!!

ISIS do not eat CATS!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: caserio1 on 03 06, 15, 08:46:43:AM
adding a hyphen changes the word into two separate words


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: ISIS on 03 06, 15, 01:46:49:PM
what??

crazi insane grammar-Nazi!!!!!!

you are too full of Infidel food to make sense

cats-up on hot-dogs is yech!!!!

and not Halal so you if you don't repent and stop doing that

you will hear the roaring fires of Hell burning your bones forever!!

That really is not fun time for you!!!


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: caserio1 on 03 06, 15, 02:12:52:PM
well

if I don't understand what it is yer saying of what value is what yer saying?

to wit:

cats are furry animals, catsup is tomatoes and sugar, hardly difficult to tell apart

dogs are also furry animals,hot dogs are sold with beer at a ball game, where dogs

are not allowed not likely to be confused

oh, btw, they're not kosher either.....hope that helps


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: ISIS on 03 06, 15, 04:11:19:PM
You have CIA lies in your mouth!!

I once seen your Gerber Baby food in jars with a picture of the baby inside on the outside!!

you have an insane country!!@!@


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: caserio1 on 03 06, 15, 06:09:56:PM
it's not babies it's baby

just one baby

therefore even a madrassas student would know that one baby would never fill

all those jars

it is what we entrepeneurs call an eye catcher

you know

who doesn't like babies ?


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: ISIS on 03 08, 15, 08:31:47:AM
So you admit that there is more than one babies in Baby Food!!!!! and you brag about it!!!!!

Incredible!!!!!!!!!

and you uses "eye-catchers" -


it must be a fiendish device if there ever was one!!!!!!!! I cringe thinking about it!!!!

tell me Infidel, does babies taste just like chicken????

you are NASTY!!!!


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: caserio1 on 03 08, 15, 11:06:09:AM
oh I get it

yer stupid

you can't read

even numbers mystify you


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: ISIS on 03 08, 15, 03:05:13:PM
I think you try to insult me but you cannot you are too much a pervert who eats horrid things.

Hell awaits you!

You can hasten your way there by eating more cats or I can help you

beheading is a good way

I thought it might be very painful but just the other day I was beheading an Infidel American and he looked at me in the middle of it and said "hey, dude, this isn't as bad as I heard it was."

I said "shut up and don't call me dude, Infidel!" and he shrugged and I cut off his head.

Now you think you can insult me?

HA

Your mother eats cats too!

Let that sink in!!!


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: caserio1 on 03 08, 15, 03:30:01:PM
an honest factual diagnosis cannot be an insult


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: ISIS on 03 08, 15, 06:27:17:PM
then you are not insulted when i tell you that your cat-eating and baby-eating and the other disgusting Infidel habits are going to go not well for you!!!


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: caserio1 on 03 09, 15, 05:21:42:PM
no

what is actually not going well for me is an attempt to civilize you

too bad too,  you do seem able to spell some words


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: ISIS on 03 12, 15, 09:13:43:AM
We have NEW civilization!!! I will teach YOU, Infidel!!


I would explain more but I am so tired this evening because we have been rehearing all day for a new video

Mustafa the ISIS choreographer makes us march and do quick-step formations for hours and hours
- as if he's on Broadway with that red scarf he wears around his neck and playing those old 1980s dance songs - personally I think he's light in his sandals if you know what I mean.

So I will continue to try to convert you but later when I'm not so sleepy.


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: Booberry on 03 14, 15, 07:54:24:AM
you know, just the other day I was talking to God about ISIS and various other things

he's actually easy to talk to, and surprisingly well-informed.

For instance, he knows not only this weeks'top-ten songs in every country on the planet, he also knows next weeks' top ten - in advance.

And he has an opinion on everything too - TV, for example.. he thinks "Revenge" went on a season too long and that Fox cancelled the X-Files too soon [he blames Duchovny for that, actually - too ambitious with his wanting to make movies instead of TV shows].

He told some great jokes, too, but I was laughing so much I can't remember any of them.

He even laughed a little at a couple of mine...had a great conversation!

But I had trouble talking to God over one minor matter -

he sneezed, and I didn't know what to say.

..


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: caserio1 on 03 16, 15, 06:19:47:PM
well

at least yer record is intact


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: ISIS on 03 18, 15, 07:16:52:AM
Who is this heretic claiming to talk with Allah?


At least caserio does not seem to make fun of Allah!!!

Unless he's doing it without me noticing!!!!


IF HE IS HE'S IN BIG TROUBLE NOW!!!!!


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: jeehawed on 03 20, 15, 11:37:19:AM
looks like caserio has got your panties in a twist, ISIS

I didn't even know ISIS wore panties.


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: caserio1 on 03 20, 15, 03:39:10:PM
knowing what isis wears didn't even make the list of things caserio wants to know


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: ISIS on 03 20, 15, 04:43:21:PM
You foolish Heretics!!!



















ISIS GOES COMMANDO!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: Caid_al_Habib on 03 20, 15, 08:30:07:PM
The head ISIS wife tells the two new ISIS wives that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes.

So the one wife says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door." So they do this, and begin painting their room.

Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?" "Blind man!"

The wives look at each other, then one wife says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt." They let him in.

The blind man walks in and says,
"Hey, nice boobs. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: Oger on 03 21, 15, 07:15:56:PM
Riddle


Here is a riddle for the true intellectual…. like ISIS.

Try to come up with the answer on your own.
However, the answer is at the bottom for those who are unable to think this one through.

Don't scroll down unless you really can't come up with the answer.

Here's the riddle:
At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth.

One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor.


The other is getting oral sex from an 85-year-old toothless woman.


They are both thinking the exact same thing... what is it?
































Don't look down.




























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Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: ISIS on 03 30, 15, 07:50:51:AM
to Caid_al_Habib

what is this "boobs"?

You drooling heathens with stories about women with no clothes on them,
 imagining that is making me very nervous!

And it looks like you are trying to insult our wives too -
if I find out later that this is true I will return with a very rude retort, you Scum off a Dog!

and worse than that too!

PS: your name translates to 'one who pokes sheep"

I do not want to know why!!!


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: stumpy on 04 11, 15, 06:38:17:AM
So one night an ISIS fighter walked up to a doctor's house and rang the doorbell
- the doctor came to the door and said "What is it, young man?'

"Well, Doctor, I need help," the fighter said.

"I think I'm turning into a moth."

The doctor took a step back, looked the fighter up and down and said
"You certainly DO need help -
you need to see a specialist, but I'm a medical doctor, not a psychiatrist. Why did you come to me?"

"Well," said the fighter, pointing up with his finger; "your light was on."


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: gooey on 04 13, 15, 02:08:01:PM
An Engineer had been unemployed for a long time, so being an engineer he decided to make a job -
he opened a clinic and put a sign up outside:
"MEDICAL CLINIC. Get your medical problem successfully treated for $500, guaranteed.
If not treated successfully get back $1,000."

One crafty ISIS fighter, Omar Asswappa, thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000
so he goes to the Engineer's clinic.

The Engineer asked "Mr. Asswappa, what is your medical problem?"

Asswappa: "I have lost all of the taste in my mouth, the ability to taste anything.
I cannot enjoy my supper, I am in such distress!."

Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in
the patient's mouth."

The nurse does so, Asswappa gags and exclaims: "That is gasoline!"

Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

Asswappa gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days to
recover his money.

Asswappa: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything, not even my name.
Who the hell are you, anyway? Why am I here?....what..."

Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in
the patient's mouth."

The nurse does so and Asswappa leaps to his feet and shouts:
"That is gasoline too! The same as before, you swindler!"

Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

Asswappa angrily pays again and comes back after several more days with a much better plan.

Asswappa: "Is that you? Now I'm losing my eyesight! I can barely see at all,
I fear I've gone blind! It must have been your gasoline medicine! I'm going to sue!!"

Engineer: "Well, I'm afraid I can't help you;
I don't have any medicine for this. Here, take this $1,000 and my apologies."

Asswappa: "But this is only $500..."

Engineer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."


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Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: Jery_Muhkkhta on 05 08, 15, 07:39:33:AM
OK, all of you guys.. I know THINGS about you
- all of you including YOU, ISIS


Here is a list of five THINGS I KNOW about YOU:









1. You're reading this right now.









2. You're starting to think that this list is going to be silly and stupid.








4 This list IS going to be silly and stupid, yet you're still reading this.










5. You think this list might start to get funny so you're still reading this.












6. It's not really funny, it's silly and stupid and you're still reading this.










7. You didn't notice that I skipped No.3









8. Now you're checking.









9. Now you're smiling and still reading this even though it's obviously going to continue to be silly and stupid.









10.You didn't notice that there are more than five things on this list.












11. Now you're checking.














12. You enjoyed reading this even though it was silly and stupid.


Title: Re: Best ISIS Recruiting Video Ever!
Post by: ISIS on 05 17, 15, 06:41:57:PM
Now you Americans must listen to this warning!


These air strikes and commando raids may seem funny to you,


but to us they are VERY ANNOYING!


Take this seriously because I can't post here too often because my favorite internet cafe was blown up by an Infidel Drone and now I have to use this Pakistani guy's smartphone which is really a stupd phone because it only has 2G.



YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!