Religion => Christianity => Topic started by: BroChet on 05 06, 12, 11:00:24:AM



Title: Athiests Get Their Own Day!!!
Post by: BroChet on 05 06, 12, 11:00:24:AM
 








 
A Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy

Day!
Gotta love this Judge!

You must read this......
A proper decision by the courts...
for a change.

A FLORIDA COURT SETS
ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida , an atheist created a

case against Easter and Passover

Holy days. He hired an attorney to

bring a discrimination case against

Christians and Jews and observances

of their holy days. The argument

was that it was unfair that

atheists had no such recognized

days.

The case was brought before a

judge. After listening to the

passionate presentation by the

lawyer, the judge banged his gavel

declaring, "Case dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood and

objecting to the ruling saying,
"Your honor, How can you possibly

dismiss this case? The Christians

have Christmas, Easter and others.
The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur

and Hanukkah, yet my client and all

other atheists have no such

holidays..."
The judge leaned forward in his

chair saying, "But you do. Your

client, counselor, is woefully

ignorant."
The lawyer said," Your Honor, we

are unaware of any special

observance or holiday for

atheists."
The judge said, "The calendar says

April 1st is April Fool’s Day.

Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says

in his heart, there is no God.'

Thus, it is the opinion of this

court, that, if your client says

there is no God, then he is a fool.

Therefore,
April 1st is his day.

Court is adjourned..."
You gotta love a Judge that knows

his scripture!


Title: Re: Athiests Get Their Own Day!!!
Post by: pacifica on 08 26, 12, 04:44:59:AM
...
Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says

in his heart, there is no God.'

Thus, ...
he is a fool.

Therefore,
April 1st is his day.

The only day they get
http://www.youtube.com/v/wOj8_bbL_F8